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Peeing after 50

 

Bladder days ahead.

 

When MR. P turned 50 years old, he noticed that everything was about peeing. Sometimes he has to go all the time, sometimes he can’t go at all.

 

Bet Steph Curry doesn’t dribble like this.

Bet Steph Curry doesn’t dribble like this.

Washington’s not the only one leaking left and right.

Washington’s not the only one leaking left and right.

Streaming now.

Streaming now.

Linen pants - LOL.

Linen pants - LOL.

Can you block nature if it keeps calling?

Can you block nature if it keeps calling?

Haven’t seen this many middle of the nights since my 20’s.

Haven’t seen this many middle of the nights since my 20’s.

Piddle is always funnier when it happens to someone else.

Piddle is always funnier when it happens to someone else.

Go-go-go now means before, during and after.

Go-go-go now means before, during and after.

It’s important to be a stand up guy.

It’s important to be a stand up guy.

Nothing like a good aisle seat.

Nothing like a good aisle seat.

Quick leak is kinda like jumbo shrimp.

Quick leak is kinda like jumbo shrimp.

Used to know good places to eat, now it’s which places have the best bathrooms.

Used to know good places to eat, now it’s which places have the best bathrooms.

Depends® jokes not quite as humorous anymore.

Depends® jokes not quite as humorous anymore.

Hydration - the new double edge sword.

Hydration - the new double edge sword.

They call me mellow yellow.

They call me mellow yellow.