Eye On The Prize
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In Hollywood – look for the signs
A very very long time ago, someone welded a smile to a piece of pipe on the bridge above Lake Hollywood.
One day while on a walkabout, noticed that a hex bolt had gone missing from this little-known Hollywood gem. It was a small thing, but it made a big difference.
In Hollywood – you need solid references
He worried that if no one knew it was even there, how would it ever get fixed? So Banjo rummaged through the nuts and bolts section of Tashman’s Home Center until he found a similar hex bolt.
In Hollywood – you should be a little nuts
From there, he hit up Hosep’s Body Shop, where a friendly welder shaved down the top surface.
In Hollywood – you gotta be smooth
Then, Banjo found a third generation Hand Engraver at Gerard Leon Fine Jewelry who was amused by his plan and felt confident she could finely etch his Tasty Nuggets logo on the surface of the clean hex bolt.
In Hollywood – you must have your groove on
After a little touch up work for added dimension, Banjo headed back to the reservoir to discretely install his tastiest nugget of all – a customized logo-bolt that remains in that majestic spot to this day.
In Hollywood – your smile is everything
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THE CORPORATION WITHIN
A home-office comedy
ME: Chief Executive
Me: Management
me: Staff
me: Intern
INT. HOME-OFFICE – MORNING
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Actress freaks out after discovering where her career is really at
PIPER CURDA has worked the Hollywood grind as an actor for more than a decade. Her career is nicely on the rise now, but she sometimes still gets frustrated by where things are at. She goes off the deep end when she discovers her new rank on IMDB’s STARmeter and then goes double live gonzo after learning her arch audition enemy MIDORI FRANCIS is placed well ahead of her on the list. Piper and Midori have a similar look and have been called in for the same part many many many times. Over the years, the rivalry has turned ugly. Now, Piper is obsessed with the rankings and vows to do whatever it takes to raise her profile.